All Best Pick Up Lines
1. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.
2. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
3. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
4. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
5. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
6. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
7. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
8. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
9. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
10. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
11. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
12. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
13. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
14. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
15. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
16. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
17. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
18. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
19. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
20. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
21. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
22. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.
23. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
24. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
25. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
26. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
27. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
28. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
29. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.
30. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
31. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
32. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
33. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
34. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
35. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
36. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
37. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
38. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
39. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
40. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
41. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
42. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
43. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
44. Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
45. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion
46. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen
47. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
48. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
49. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
50. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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