All time Best 100 Pick Up Lines 2022

 All time Best 100 Pick Up Lines 2022

1. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

2. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

4. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

5. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

6. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

7. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

8. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

9. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

10.  Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!

11. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

12. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

13. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

14. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

15. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

16. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

17. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

18. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

19. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

20. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

21. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

22. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

23. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

24. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

25. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

26. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

27. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

28. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

29. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

30. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

31. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

32. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

33. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

34. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

35. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

36. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

37. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

38. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

39. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

40. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

41. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

42. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

43. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

44. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

45. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

46. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

47. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

48. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

49. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

50. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

51. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

52. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

53. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

54. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

55. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

56. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

57. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

58. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

59. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

60. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

61. Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

62. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

63. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

64. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

65. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

66. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

67. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

68. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

69. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

70. I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.

71. Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

72. Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

73. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

74. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

75. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

76. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

77. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

78. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

79. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

80. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

81. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

82. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

83. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

84. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

85. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

86. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

87. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

88. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

89. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

90. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

91. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion

92. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen

93. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

94. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

95. Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!

96. Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

97. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

98. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

99. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

100. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!