Funny Pick Up Lines 2022 | Impress your crush with funny pick up line

 

Funny Pick Up Lines 2022 | Impress your crush with funny pick up line 

1. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

2. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

3. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

4. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

5. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

7. Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

8. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

9. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

10. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

11. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my coalification's.

12. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

13. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

14. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

15. I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

16. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

17. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

18. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

19. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

20. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the Mc-Gorgeous.

21. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

22. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

23. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

24. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

25. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

26. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

27. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a-cutie!

28. Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!

29. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

30. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

31. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

32. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

33. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

34. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.

35. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

36. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

37. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

38. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

39. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

40. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

41. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

42. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

43. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

44. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

45. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

46. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

47. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

48. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

50. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?