Smooth Pick Up Lines
1. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
2. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.
3. Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
4. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
5. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
6. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.
7. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!
8. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!
9. I lost my number…can I have yours?
10. Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
11. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
12. I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.
13. Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.
14. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off
15. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
16. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?
17. Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!
18. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
19. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.
20. Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
21. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
22. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
23. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
24. I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.
25. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
26. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
27. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!
28. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
29. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
30. Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
31. If you were a booger I’d pick you first
32. We’re you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.
33. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
34. I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.
35. Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?
36. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
37. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.
38. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
39. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
40. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?
41. How does it feel to be so gorgeous?
42. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!
43. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.
44. Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!
45. Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!
46. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
47. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
48. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
49. Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?
50. Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.
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